the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

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tumsperks:

How to break up with someone:

Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now

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